Cat Sandwich Radio

Episode 60 believes in the sanctity of "Bros before hos."  Can you believe it?  We actually released an episode in back to back weeks!  You're welcome, America.  It's a two-man show tonight (don't let that scare you away) and we ask the tough questions, such as: what's up with traffic and propagandists?  Also, Ryan grows a conscience.  And he talks about some crazy hippie he met in Washington.  We discuss facial hair and beard jealousy.  We talk about tatoos, spices, milk farts and Greg takes a massive fall.  Enjoy!!! 

Episode 59 will make you want to quit your job and join a racist cult / Our first show back in nearly three months and we're a little giggly! / Ryan and Ben have gastrointestinal issues / Blood is thicker than cum / We provide some down-south wisdom / CSR reads African-American literature / Ryan buys some new outfits / We find comfort in country music / Matt hates Haloween / Ryan is a fucking Picasso painting and so much more!!!!!!!  Listen and kneel before us!

Episode 58 is glad that the CSR lockout is over, and is coming in to camp in the best shape of his life / To smoke or not to smoke / Chicago--encased meats, stuffed pizza, drunken revelry--Ryan travels to the Windy City / Greg has a spirit quest, parts 1 and 2 / Tim gets comically mugged by youts/youfs / We're glad to be back, folks, we think this is a good'n!

Episode 57 wants you to join his creepy secret society and whip his arms until they bleed / Recorded on a brand new computer machine!  Never mind the audio distortion--we're still trying to figure out the settings for the new software /  We talk about the Mean Girls drinking game! / You asked for more fast-food talk and we give it to you in spades (double meaning?) / Do you want to know what TV shows and movies we're watching right now?  Well, we talk about it anyway / We try to have a logical conversation about the recent Republican debate, and fail as usual / There's some good stuff in here--ENJOY! 

Episode 56 is seriously craving some fresh, warm Krispy Kreme donuts / This episode was recorded 5/25/2011, but wasn't posted until almost two weeks after due to computer/time-related issues.  We did talk the rapture, creepy emails and other such things, but it's hard to remember what happened that far back.  We can say that it was a pretty decent show.  It may sound a little different because it was mixed down with new recording software, which we're still trying to learn.  Check it out, we'll be back in full force very soon!

Episode 55 has a lot of growing up to do / Ryan and Greg get drunk on a Tuesday, and Ryan does something embarrassing / Bristol Palin has a new jaw / God-rape, anyone?  Anyone? / Ryan's labored jokes / Family Radio and its proselytizing robots / Who farted in my water well? / Greg wants to be the Last Smoker on Earth / Much more fun in this here audiomaphile.

Episode 54 wants you to know that it's not your fault he and Mommy split up / WE BE BACK, BITCHES! / It's been a while, how have you been? / Concentric circles of swirling anuses / Hair scandals and those who suffer from them / Cowlick and colic, what's the deal? / How'd your wop dago? / Timberlands, Guess Jeans, Reebok Pumps--an early 90s redux / Join us and see where this baby goes, you won't be disappointed--this is a great show to come back on.

Episode 53 wants to hang out sometime, but is really just trying work out some stuff right now / Ben's going away show! A lot of people, a lot of drinking, a lot of silliness, but a whole lotta heart / Some creepy white guys masturbates in a boys' locker room/ A guy gets crazy on bath salts / Our all-time favorite TV shows / Pranks on coworkers / It's hard to remember a lot of what happened in this show--it ain't our best, but it ain't our worst, either--Just listen.

Episode 52 would love some cheese with this wine / It's just Ryan and Tim this time around but this show has all the hallmarks of a great edition of CSR: a glib discussion of an international tragedy, public masturbation, technical difficulties, and an hour and a half of two men rambling about something or the other.  It's fun stuff-don't miss it.

Episode 51 is really tired of these silly little statements at the beginning of the show notes / We start off with a succint recap of the debaucherous weekend that spawned our 50th episode, among other little disasters / How much of a problem is Ryan's problem drinking? / Moammar Gaddafi is one fine-dressed genocidal maniac: a (criminally) oversimplified  CSR breakdown of the situation in Libya / Of course, what would an episode of CSR be without talk of bacon, and more particularly, foods wrapped in bacon / We breakdown the Charlie Sheen interview that led CBS to cancel some bullshit sitcom for a little while / Technical problems galore, but we power through to turn tin cans into tin cans spraypainted gold